My wife came home before the helix sym came. I went to bed to catch some z's before she came upstairs. Still don't have the helix in my hands. But, I just had a full-blown star-spangled peridise Super O. Four peaks, three convulsions, and my prostate feels swollen like a plum. The odd part was that all of my peridise boys were in their case, and none were in my
butt.
Well, I'm up now, and I'll see if it came. I sure as hell just did!
Indeed it did come, I found the package outside the front door a couple of hours later. I quietly tucked it away without drawing my wife's attention to it.
Now I has it, and it's two thirty in the morning, and my wife is going to sleep. My edge is off, but maybe that's better for a new experience than the quivering need my tail was feeling earlier.
The starting gun is ready to go off as soon as I get upstairs and prepare for action.
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