Eupho Trident review! Kind of.

So I got my Eupho Trident back on Black Friday when Aneros did a 10% off sale on the new Trident line of toys. After the first use I immediately wanted to come write a review for you guys who maybe were hesitant to pull the trigger on a new Aneros toy.

But let me tell you boys, *God damn* I love this thing. Just a little preface information, I’ve been an Aneros user since about 2006, give or take. I started with the Helix classic, which was then just the regular Helix. Since then, I have added a Progasm classic, Helix syn, Eupho syn, Vice, and a set of Peridise to my toy chest, as well as numerous other non-Aneros toys. I don’t use the other Aneros toys much anymore, mostly because a toy that does everything by itself is, well, a lot easier to use than a toy where I do all the work and have to be in a certain mindset and doesn’t give me a prostate orgasm every time without fail.

But enough rambling, onto the toy itself. The first time that stuck out to me were the tabs on the toy. The tab on my Helix classic is firm, and in a session it typically rubs my perineum raw. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the tab on the Helix syn has way too much give and basically might as well not be there. The Eupho Trident strikes a very happy medium. The tabs on it have some give so they don’t rub me raw, but it’s firm enough to serve its purpose. It does an excellent job of keeping everything in place, and does it comfortably.

Second thing is, I absolutely *love* the aggressive angle on the toy. It doesn’t look it in the pictures on the website because they rest it flat on its base, but once it’s inserted, the tabs align it rather aggressively. As soon as I insert the toy, that angle causes my body to suck the toy in unlike any other toy I’ve ever used, into the perfect spot, every time.

I’ve got four sessions under my belt at the time I am writing this. Each session so far, I insert the toy, and my anal muscles almost immediately clamp down on it by their own accord. In a matter of minutes, my muscles take the toy into “auto-fuck” mode, which I think many folks will be familiar with. From there, it’s all a home run. This model of the Aneros has made me do things that no Aneros toy has ever done, like cause me to need to thrust my hips, cause me to need to moan (I am not vocal during sex at all), and I’ve felt oh so close to having a wet orgasm, which no toy other than the Lelo Loki Wave has ever even come close to doing.

I’m 4 for 4 on intense, body shaking super Os. Sure, there’s plenty of other sessions in the future that might not go so well, but I’ve never had a toy run such a high success rate for this long.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/aneros/comments/7ht1ot/eupho_trident_review_kind_of/

31 comments

  3. Should I approach the Eupho differently than other toys? I haven’t managed to cum with it yet. I’ve owned it for a year, but have only used it half a dozen times because, like you said, it’s easier to go for something that has a better shot of giving you the desired result. I’m thinking maybe that I need to wait until I’m in a groove with my other toys where I cum almost every time.

  4. Would you recommend this to someone who already has both the Eupho and Helix? Some additional background information; I’ve used both pretty extensively, though I’ve used the Eupho a lot more the past 8 months, and I find that the delicate strokes from the Eupho feel way better than the aggressive pressure from the Helix. With the Helix I get very few involuntary contractions and erection cycling, and usually only for the first 15-20 minutes of a session. With the Eupho (which I often sleep with) I can get them by simply relaxing and focusing on the sensations, and I can consistently feel pleasure from them at any point I wake up and feel like riding a bit while it’s still in me.

    EDIT: Both are classic version

  30. Eupho user here. Bought the new Eupho Trident and after only one use, I can highly recommend this new version… It definitely anchors itself well and the K-tab is a phenomenal addition, it is an amazing improvement over the curly tail on the classic. The tabs work with and against your muscles in an amazing fashion! I am able to have prostate o’s without a device, but this model has given me very powerful Aless sensations even 8 hours after the session..! Honestly this new model is totally AMAZING!!

  31. Can you provide with some close-up pictures… or at least answer those 2 questions?

    – The ends of the tabs, are they round balls like the Progasm Ice, or thin like the Progasm Jr?

    – The quality of plastic is it similar to the classic line? Or smooth and shiny like the Progasm Ice?

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