Hit the Button

I know the prostate isn’t a magic button but by god it felt like one this morning. I must have been having some wicked dreams and got myself pretty aroused overnight.

I woke to find my wife not in bed which means I’ve been snoring during the night and she’s relocated. It not unusual.

Sensing an opportunity I jumped up squirted some lube in and quickly popped my helix in. It sucked into me like a magnet and I felt it slam into my prostate like a hammer. I swear I was starting to dry orgasm before I got back into bed. I continued this way for 40 minutes before I had to get up.

What a great way to start the day.