Helix Trident Owners: How The Hell Do You Work This Damned Thing?!

I’ve had this toy for a few months, and if you told me to give it a performance review sans operator error, 2/5 easy. Thing would work better held between the knuckles for use as the world’s funniest push dagger, specifically for use on whatever shit-for-brains convinced me to buy it.

I can’t get the movement down consistently. I’ll often feel like I’m not sufficiently lubed due to loss of movement, “extract” the device, and find it hard to maintain a grip before even looking to re-grease. Tried switching up the type/strength/speed/combination/range/intensity/psionics of the kegels, leg and body position/posture, “doing nothing” and letting the involuntaries (if any) work it, incorporating body movement and letting the hips work it, guiding w/ fingers, switching between fingering and device (which usually sets me off, no dice), fucking inserting it “upside-down.” Just can’t nail it down. I can make a very similar “rock-and-tap” movement w/ my eupho syn trident, and that produces great results. The helix trident, thus far, has mostly produced great consternation.

Hell, even the “rock-and-tap” motion, the reason I bought it, provides inconsistent pleasure. Light-yet-firm prostate presses are a winner, and yet I’m mostly getting just p-waves from this thing’s taps. Increasing the frequency of the “tap-kegels” for more pleasure is more hindrance than help, especially when trying to relax.

With all that said, stopping the rating-drop are the “classic aneros experiences” however sparse and varied in climaxes, I’ve been able to divine from this fuckin thing. You’d think I learned something, but what is there to learn from the same actions producing satisfaction one session and disappointment in another just to make next session great? Neither my eupho or progasm jr. are this hit-or-miss!

Even then, I know I’m fucking up some kind of way, just don’t know how. If any of you psychos had inconsistent experiences w/ helix trident before turning the fortunes around, let me know how you did that.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/aneros/comments/zeqobi/helix_trident_owners_how_the_hell_do_you_work/

4 comments

  1. Hahah nice writing.

    I sort of understand you. My sessions with the Helix tend to go like this:

    1. Put it in.
    2. Bit of contractions, relax, do nothing.
    3. Start getting annoyed at how pushy it is around my sweetspot.
    4. Cum on the annoyance.

    I still think the Helix was probably the best model for me to learn on, but now the Eupho is just better in all aspects for me.

    🧘‍♂️🔥

  2. Hmm I’ve had the Helix Syn trident for a couple years and never hit a major o (tho I have had many enjoyable pwaves)….. maybe I need to buy a new model like the Eupho Syn trident since you said that one works great for you?

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