I do not play that “brand loyalty” bullshit. At all. With any corporation or product. If I like a product but the company switches-up or does something I don’t like, then I switch-up where my money goes next. Easy. I do this consistently w/ every single thing I’ve spent money on.
Except this one. Fuck you, Aneros.
I threw down some bread to try the RocksOff Naughty Boy after deciding the Rude Boy was gonna be too big. Wanted a different kind of hands-on p-play experience and my $7 stainless steel anal hook can be a bit too hard for the odd occasion. I also acquired the 2-piece Peridise set while I was in the spending mood.
For context, vibrators have not done much for me in the past, and I REALLY gave them a good try. They just feel ticklish and make my prostate numb. After my relatively recent success using my massage gun for perineal pleasure, I figured I’d revisit them to see if my biology changed at all.
Nope. Lowest setting resulted in the familiar disappointing numbness, but I leaked more than I remember other vibrators doing. Going higher made no difference. Leaving it on high and sitting around for 15mis made no difference. It did feel good on the perineum, but only in a teasing sort of way. Nothing like the rapid kneading of the massage gun. Using it w/ vibration off felt nice, but I didn’t cum at all. Will revisit another time. Definitely jumped the gun on the vibrator part.
After a 1hr break and cleaning-up, I was quite frustrated and still in the mood, so I did some fingering and tried the small Peridise. Not 10mins in. Breathless. Absolute knockout. Still unsure if it’s actually designed to give these stupid-strong p-gasms, but my prostate really doesn’t give a hint of a damn. Movement like my Eupho Syn Trident, but I get these very deep p-gasms, deeper than normal. The only explanation I can think of is either the p-waves hit at roughly the same time or they induce the orgasms. I haven’t even tried the big one yet, but now I’m scared!
I forgot which one of you psychopaths recommended the Peridise set to me. You know who you are. I have high doubts you’re not a paid Aneros shill, so if you are, then you’re damn good at your job.
I’m on the hook now. Fuck you, Aneros.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/aneros/comments/13a938w/confirming_my_status_as_an_unwilling_aneros_simp/
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It seems from my reading and personal experience that the smaller Peridise is more effective than the larger. May not be the case for you though. The Tempo is also amazing.
Aneros if youre reading this i’d like to accept my payment this week in the form of an MGX syn trident thank you.
We are always happy to read reports like this – the Peridise really is in a class by itself. It’s been hard to market it over the years, but those who have found it have uniquely rewarding. There’s not another product out there like it!
This is an awesome read! Makes me want to get hold of the Peridise even more. But really difficult to find anywhere other than Aneros directly, and I csnt justify $50 shipping sadly.