AlligatuhTatuh, Author at Super-O blog

Confirming My Status as an Unwilling Aneros Simp

I do not play that “brand loyalty” bullshit. At all. With any corporation or product. If I like a product but the company switches-up or does something I don’t like, then I switch-up where my money goes next. Easy. I do this consistently w/ every single thing I’ve spent money on.

Except this one. Fuck you, Aneros.

I threw down some bread to try the RocksOff Naughty Boy after deciding the Rude Boy was gonna be too big. Wanted a different kind of hands-on p-play experience and my $7 stainless steel anal hook can be a bit too hard for the odd occasion. I also acquired the 2-piece Peridise set while I was in the spending mood.

For context, vibrators have not done much for me in the past, and I REALLY gave them a good try. They just feel ticklish and make my prostate numb. After my relatively recent success using my massage gun for perineal pleasure, I figured I’d revisit them to see if my biology changed at all.

Nope. Lowest setting resulted in the familiar disappointing numbness, but I leaked more than I remember other vibrators doing. Going higher made no difference. Leaving it on high and sitting around for 15mis made no difference. It did feel good on the perineum, but only in a teasing sort of way. Nothing like the rapid kneading of the massage gun. Using it w/ vibration off felt nice, but I didn’t cum at all. Will revisit another time. Definitely jumped the gun on the vibrator part. Read more »

Solved my Helix Trident Problem!

Months ago, I schitzo-posted about my buyer’s remorse over my Helix Trident due to being unable to consistently p-gasm from it no matter how I switched the technique up. I’ve revisited it a number of times trying to chase that “classic Aneros experience” w/ mixed results. Bad mentality, I know. The results reflect that. Until recently.

I planned to do another 30d abstinence after running out of Slippery Stuff, but my horniness beat the fuck out of my willpower, so here we are. I have a castor oil/fractionated coconut oil blend I use for hair and as a pre-shave oil. Turns out, it’s not bad for fingering either. Turns out, a more viscous lube is the ticket for me w/ this particular device.

I can “feel” the Helix Trident much more w/ the thicker oil “lube.” It somehow has more movement now than w/ the Slippery Stuff and I can somehow feel more pressure on the prostate. Wish I had some kind of explanation for all that, but I sadly can’t give a comprehensible reason for any of these subjective claims.

All I can tell is that switching up the lube w/ Helix Trident made the world of difference. While still not as consistent as the Progasm Jr. at making me cum and not as destructive as the Eupho Syn Trident, it now has the potential to put me through several rounds of very hard p-gasms. I’ve also grown to appreciate the “rock-and-tap” movement provided. Read more »

Progasm Jr. + Massage Gun = I Need a Hug!

I was gifted a massage gun some months ago and, until recently, I’ve been using it for its intended purpose. Gets the job done well enough, can’t complain. In the past, vibrators haven’t done very much for me besides make the prostate ticklish before going numb, so I really wasn’t looking to use it for masturbation. This is unlike any vibrator I’ve ever used.

I very much enjoy perineum stimulation, so I was pressing and kneading the area before and during the progasm jr. session late fri. night. Been really liking that particular model a lot. Plenty of fun w/ it as of late. 30mins in, I realized I never put my massage gun up before starting, and it still had the small softball attachment on. Fuck it, why not? Started it on 3 and applied moderate pressure just above the p-tab.

That…hit very different. I was already stupid sensitive from the preceding p-gasms, so the rapid kneading from the massage gun was almost too much. I’m hard most of the time during p-play, but this erection became lead. Felt like my dick was going to burst.

Which it did. Spectacularly. One spasm sent the jr. flying out, which made me squirt hard. That was the 1st time anything that could be construed as a vibrator made me squirt.

Couldn’t replicate it, unfortunately, but that’s okay. The very next go-around resulted in very hard back-to-back HFWOs! Managed to retain the jr. this time. Turned the massage gun off, “did nothing,” and the ensuing dry-os built into another very hard HFWO. Let the progasm jr. go and called it quits thereafter. Read more »

1st Aneros Session After 2 Months of Only “Toy-Free” Orgasms

I’ve had plenty of fun w/ kegel-induced orgasms since working on getting them consistent over the course of this past winter, and I decided to challenge myself to both only ALESS orgasms and semen retention starting 1/13. I don’t care about the SR claims, just felt like doing it. If anything, abstinence made the ALESS orgasms more consistent and led me to discovering just how pleasurable I find reverse kegels.

Yesterday, the prostate was badly aching for direct stimulation. I already planned to break out an aneros at the 2-month mark, so the anticipation was making it worse. Weapon of choice was the progasm jr. No weed or porn since NNN, didn’t even do much fingering this time. Basically just cleaned-down, lubed-up and got to work.

Like the advertisement, I did not last 5 minutes. That was one of the most intense and downright exhausting sessions I’ve had in some time. No prior ALESS session could stack up. I wanted it so damn bad, but no fuckin way I could take more than 1hr of what I can only describe as a conniption of cumming. Didn’t ejaculate, didn’t need to. How much precum and seminal fluid must one generate before the p-gasms are no longer considered dry? Half a ballpoint pen? A small lake? Tadpole pond?

Usually, aneros sessions leave me w/ that post-sex refreshment feeling. Not this one. I felt downtrodden and disheveled, a victim of the aftershocks that persisted for ~20mins after removal of the device. I was watching a Metroid speedrun trying to relax but I kept orgasming. The shame…

Helix Trident Owners: How The Hell Do You Work This Damned Thing?!

I’ve had this toy for a few months, and if you told me to give it a performance review sans operator error, 2/5 easy. Thing would work better held between the knuckles for use as the world’s funniest push dagger, specifically for use on whatever shit-for-brains convinced me to buy it.

I can’t get the movement down consistently. I’ll often feel like I’m not sufficiently lubed due to loss of movement, “extract” the device, and find it hard to maintain a grip before even looking to re-grease. Tried switching up the type/strength/speed/combination/range/intensity/psionics of the kegels, leg and body position/posture, “doing nothing” and letting the involuntaries (if any) work it, incorporating body movement and letting the hips work it, guiding w/ fingers, switching between fingering and device (which usually sets me off, no dice), fucking inserting it “upside-down.” Just can’t nail it down. I can make a very similar “rock-and-tap” movement w/ my eupho syn trident, and that produces great results. The helix trident, thus far, has mostly produced great consternation.

Hell, even the “rock-and-tap” motion, the reason I bought it, provides inconsistent pleasure. Light-yet-firm prostate presses are a winner, and yet I’m mostly getting just p-waves from this thing’s taps. Increasing the frequency of the “tap-kegels” for more pleasure is more hindrance than help, especially when trying to relax. Read more »

33d Total Abstinence + Eupho Syn Trident/Progasm Jr. = This Post!

No superpowers, and I’m frankly glad it’s over. I feel like there’s a level of meme mysticism built around NNN due to habitual porn-watchers suddenly stopping. At least, I feel like quitting porn early got me through. Maybe I was supposed to do something specific during the challenge besides not nut idk.

Endpoint was wednesday morning; I started the challenge early to avoid having to wait until midnight of the final day. I didn’t use any porn for these sessions. No weed either. I actually stopped consuming any weed half-way through NNN. No square-assed reason for that, just felt like stopping.

11/30: Released from the challenge, I finally allowed myself to fixate on sexual fantasies, doing kegels when they’d manifest throughout the day. No orgasms, but quite a few p-waves. Eventually got old. Once afternoon hits, I cleaned, came out w/ towels, laid one down and started fingering. First orgasm after 1mo was a light-yet-deep, very pleasant dry-o from minutes of fingering. Obviously, it’s not the “grand entrance” others would work to after a nut-ban or whatever, but that’s how I wanted to start. 3 followed, each more intense than the last. Once I had enough of that, slid the eupho in, laid down on my back and relaxed.

Semen Retention + Aneros = Why Haven’t I Done This Earlier?!

Hello! Just want to share my recent experiences after finding this place is back. I actually stuck to my 2021 new year’s resolution and lost hella weight, continuing to do so now. Personal health and obligations stopped all prostate play over the pandemic and the year prior, so i decided to get back into it this January by rewarding myself w/ a eupho syn trident and progasm jr. Feels good to HFO again!

I think I’ve always “knew” where my prostate is, and I’ve been sliding a finger or two in there since discovering porn. Unfortunately, my arm-to-torso ratio is what really fucked me out of experiencing a true dry p-gasm until HS and discovering edging because of how uncomfortable my positioning had (and still has!) to be to reach back there. Can confirm, edging does the trick to help separate orgasm from ejaculation…and make one desperately horny enough to finally hit a dry p-gasm while all contorted.

Just out of raw curiosity and experimentation, I’ve been practicing semen retention this past month…only practicing because baby steps. I’ll be honest, idgaf about any of the claims; for all i know, they can be 100% bullshit. I must say, it has greatly improved the quality of my p-gasms and i can finally be satisfied without ejaculating now! It’s not the end-all-be-all for me, but it was the final puzzle piece.

I’m guaranteed doing No Nut November, so I’ll be off all social media then. However, I’ll peep this sub in the meantime.