Be careful out there.
I was very sleepy by the time I took out my Eupho that night. I have a habit of using it while going to sleep. Sometimes I have a dry O and that’s very nice. Sometimes I drift off to sleep and wake up an hour later to some slight discomfort.
On that night, I must have still been asleep when I went to the toilet to take it out. Instead of pulling it out, wiping it with toilet paper, and leaving it in the shower for thorough cleaning in the morning . . . I don’t really know what happened. But the next morning I realized it was missing. Then my wife noticed that the toilet wasn’t flushing adequately.
This is a toilet from 1967 that uses at least 3 gallons of water per flush. Nothing has ever failed to go down before.
I tried using my plunger a couple of times. But the toy was really jammed in there.
So finally the weekend came, and I had time to buy a “snake” type tool at the hardware store. It’s made specifically for pulling objects out of the trap in the toilet drain, without scratching the toilet enamel.
It took about 5 minutes to get the hang of it. Pulled out the intact Eupho and gave it a good wash.
My prostate is already anticipating its next session with its favorite, wayward toy. But I won’t be finishing up while sitting on the toilet seat ever again!