Author: hellenbach

The best Aneros model I have ever used isn’t actually an Aneros.

I mean, not technically, at least. Was the title clickbait-y enough for you?

So over the years, I’ve realized that I like a toy that doesn’t go very deep. I guess my prostate is pretty shallow? I dunno. I’ve tried and had success with plenty of toys over the years, but the session I just had blew most of these toys out of the water.

I couldn’t tell you where I saw it discussed, it was either here or in r/prostateplay, but I saw a comment where someone mentioned the High Island Health 950. Yeah, HIH is basically Aneros. That’s why I never bother to look at the HIH site. I assumed they sold the same stuff. But I was wrong, they have this nifty little guy called the Pro-state 950, and holy fuck y’all, it’s a banger. My body was auto-fucking with this toy so hard I thought I’d have a perineum bruise or something when I was done. I had the same amount of super-Os, but they were all so much stronger. I dunno if it’s just the new toy phenomenon where that first, unfamiliar session is great or what.

The thing is only 40 bucks and it’s shaped so much differently than any other Aneros toy is. It’s such a departure, but in such a good way (imo). I regret sleeping on this purchase. Do yourself a favor, fucking order one.

Peridise – I finally get it.

Like, *fuck.* I have no issues with having prostate orgasms with my other aneros toys. I’ve even had a couple with no toys, but I definitely prefer to have the toys. But, I digress.

I was bored, surfing porn on Reddit on my couch. I don’t like toys while sitting, but decided to get the peridise because it doesn’t have the tabs. Popped it in, sat back down and went back to porn.

After about 15 minutes, my body started auto-fucking me with the toy. Felt *really* good. I was surprised! I’ve never had much success with it before. Another 10 minutes or so, and I decide it’s time to go lie down and play this proper.

So I get relaxed, on my side, and the auto-fucking doubles down on me. I feel like someone is jerking off my entire spinal cord. Like, *fuck*, you guys. I love my aneros sessions, but this was so alien to me. Similar, but also so different. My cock started throbbing through the auto-fucking, my calves quivering, and I swear it was steady going for like, 12 minutes solid.

It wasn’t like a prostate orgasm, where they can layer over each other, weave in and out and do fancy tricks. This was one thing, long, and fairly linear. I don’t honestly know if this can layer, how this works.

But holy fuck, I cannot *wait* to explore this even deeper.

Eupho Trident review! Kind of.

So I got my Eupho Trident back on Black Friday when Aneros did a 10% off sale on the new Trident line of toys. After the first use I immediately wanted to come write a review for you guys who maybe were hesitant to pull the trigger on a new Aneros toy.

But let me tell you boys, *God damn* I love this thing. Just a little preface information, I’ve been an Aneros user since about 2006, give or take. I started with the Helix classic, which was then just the regular Helix. Since then, I have added a Progasm classic, Helix syn, Eupho syn, Vice, and a set of Peridise to my toy chest, as well as numerous other non-Aneros toys. I don’t use the other Aneros toys much anymore, mostly because a toy that does everything by itself is, well, a lot easier to use than a toy where I do all the work and have to be in a certain mindset and doesn’t give me a prostate orgasm every time without fail.

But enough rambling, onto the toy itself. The first time that stuck out to me were the tabs on the toy. The tab on my Helix classic is firm, and in a session it typically rubs my perineum raw. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the tab on the Helix syn has way too much give and basically might as well not be there. The Eupho Trident strikes a very happy medium. The tabs on it have some give so they don’t rub me raw, but it’s firm enough to serve its purpose. It does an excellent job of keeping everything in place, and does it comfortably. Read more »

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Chat buddies

Looking for some chat buddies. Generally I'd just like to chat about Aneros and other prostate toys, sessions, experiences, porn, or whatever else. I'm very open-minded.

Most of the people who post here about chat buddies seem to disappear pretty quickly, and I guess I'm looking for something a bit more long term.

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