HIH 950 – First impressions and post ride report

So inspired by others reports on this I went and ordered an HIH 950…

Shipping INTL was by DHL and it arrived plain packed and in less than a week, which was IMHO pretty good all things considered. It’s also very affordable compared to the Aneros line.

Opening the packaging I was first struck by how tiny this thing is compared to say even a Helix let alone a progasm. The inserted portion is narrow and quite short length wise and the p tab is quite long and narrow also. Honestly looking at it I thought it’d never reach deep enough to be effective as I’m 6’1″ and usually prefer something like a Eupho or Progasm length wise.

Given this was my first outing with the 950 I vaped a little weed first, meditated for 10 min till the buzz started to kick in a little lubed up the 950 and inserted with no effort whatsoever (see small and narrow comment above). Also made sure the P Tab and shaft were well in and seated with a firmish push to the middle section.

Despite earlier concerns the head of the 950 sat snug against what felt like the center part of my prostate and indeed had a good amount of aggressive forwards pressure on the prostate from the very start… and then… everything changed (about 1min post insertion) a fizzing feeling in my sphincter and surrounding muscles rapidly rose and before I could say ‘what the?’ this little sucker was rocking bucking and basically going crazy with some of the fastest involuntary spasms I’ve ever felt.

The resulting orgasms were fast and rapidly repeating and rose very quickly into a series of shaking Super O’s… in fact the speed and general rapidity of all of the 950’s results were a little disconcerting to me. Not complaining – it’s just different to the rise and onset I’d expect from an Aneros.

What I did notice after about 15 min of Orgasm was that the P Tab was pushing in a little too firmly causing mild discomfort. Next time I’ll stick a small bit of Tissue under the tab I think.

In summary – For me this is perhaps like the difference between a women’s bullet vibe (small fast and buzzy and hyper focussed) and a Wand Vibe (wide rumbly and diffuse) … 950 vs say Progasm.

A little like getting F’d by a manic circus midget VS Thor. (950 vs Progasm). I suck at analogies but that’ll have to do.

It’s a little anal pocket rocket of a thing.

I alternated the 950 back in and out during this session as a contrast between the Eupho Helix and Progasm I also rode… at this point I can see the 950 being a part of my sessions in future but I’d have to say I still prefer the Eupho or Progasm.

I also probably need more time and practice to get used to the 950 – this is just a collection of thoughts after my first session with it. It’s certainly a different feeling and I think, a great addition to anyone’s Aneros toy collection.