Why no T shirts?

I’ve googled around and there seems to be no t-shirts that have some nice text graphics or illustrations that say or represent “Pleasure Waves” or “Internal Pleasures”, “Super O, Ride the Wave” why?
the Aneros site only has this t-shirt
https://www.aneros.com/product/official-v-neck-t-shirt

Multi-HFO Via Nipple Stimulation! How to have 10,20, 30, 40 or more orgasms:

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So many out there usually most likely use dildos or vibrators inside the anus, or something like an Aneros to trigger Hands Free Orgasms, some may use Erotic ASMR hypno audios to trigger HFO dry orgasms.One method is as powerful those (and doesn’t require an enema), is self done Nipple stimulation! One can achieve 20, 30, 40 shuddering body orgasms with no ejaculation. I average 20~45 orgasms myself, they are sooo good, jacking off just doesn’t compare IMO!

To begin to ‘rewire’ one’s brain to get sensitive nipple that induce pleasure wave and dry orgasms, is via relaxation.Laying on your back with legs somewhat bent at the knee feet on resting on the bed is the best position for this!

Progasm Problem

I broke the tab the pressed on the butt crevice (not the tab that rests against the perineum), I wanted to know, what could I use to sand down the broken nub of the tap,
should i use some kind of sandpaper or something? or cover it with modeling clay as a kind of cap on the nub of that broken tab?

Anyone know how best to deal with the “have to urinate” sensation?

so whenever I use the Helix and the only other stimulus i do is teasing or rubbing the nibbles, the pleasure waves build up and i get awashed in dry orgasms, but suddenly i get the strong urge to urinate that so much i have to stop the session to go pee. It’s really frustratiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Like should i not drink three hours before a session or should I use my SGX or MGX instead