Fuck Water Lubricant Review

Every one of us that plays with our prostate needs lube. Lube can be a slippery subject literally and figuratively. What matters for lube is that is slippery, stays where it’s meant to be and is safe. This is where Fuck Water comes in. It’s a water based hybrid, meaning it contains a small concentration of silicone. Meaning it’s safe of silicone toys. The disclaimer by the manufacturer says it’s safe just be sure to test it on a small area to be sure. My wife and I have used this on silicone toys and not had any issues.
I really have to give my wife credit as she bought this stuff. But we both like it and were impressed by it.
Here is what we like. It’s not a full blown gel lube but it definitely has more consistency than a lot of lubes so it stays put on where you need it. This stuff is seriously slippery, and it only takes a little. Especially when using the aneros toys. It doesn’t dry out or get sticky. It comes in a variety of sizes as well.
We have used this lube for quite a bit of bedroom activity. Vaginal sex, no irritation or discomfort for either one of us. We did anal the other night, and the same thing. I will say it made anal more comfortable for her and took only a small amount. We have used It on toys solo and together. But here what impresses me about it. We used it for pegging, meaning I was receiving a fake dick in the ass. It’s so slippery it made it a breeze for insertion and thrusting. Almost no friction build up left me comfortable while doing so. This stuff is to good not to try.

Can you forget your Penis? I struggle.

Honestly I can say I have been a serious user of the Aneros products for several years and still struggle to forget about my Penis during my sessions, and to not have expectations of orgasmic bliss. Early in my experiences I struggled complete a session without grabbing my penis and giving it some good old jacking fun. I struggled with expecting some amazing crazy full bodied orgasm only to end up blowing my load all over my naked body.

Focus on what my prostate is feeling. It took a while. And many different methods of experimenting until I got it. Focus on the prostate sensations in the mid section and the feeling of the prostate being touched. Focus on that, not the penis, not the erection that you may or may not have. The only sensation you should be looking for in your penis is, does it feel like it’s leaking. And if so your on the right track.

Cheating on my Aneros toys

I know it’s been a good Long while since I have posted. I’m very patiently waiting for the vice 2 to be available for order. I’m actually very excited for this toy to be out. More appropriately I’m ready for this toy to be in and nuzzled up to my prostate for a couple of reasons, I have never tried the vice but have always wanted to and thanks to the Lelo Loki and Bruno my prostate has gotten some very new treatment with vibrating massagers. Honestly both these massagers are something every prostate pleasure man should want in their toy box. The Loki to me is what the rabbit is to my wife. It’s big, it’s bad and it will make me drip, dribble, moan and cum buckets. Put it in her skilled and oh my. The Bruno is smaller more wearable and throw some kegals in and look out. Hopefully all the vibrations don’t ruin the Aneros models for me.

Wearing the Maximus

Friday afternoon I had the house to myself with a couple of honey do items my wife had left me and dinner plans that required me to leave my in about 3 hours. On top of this my prostate was begging for a session. I didn’t want to rush a session as those are generally more of a waste of time. I decided that I should go ahead and try make the best of the time I had. I figured I would try something new. My plan was this, assemble the shelving units in my living room, wearing my Andrew Christian Jock Strap,the aneros and a t shirt. To ensure I stayed aroused mentally I put on some girl on girl porn on the tv. I went ahead, prelubed and slid in the Maximus. The fullness felt great and my prostate could tell it was there without any kegals. I went ahead and put the jock on and tucked my man parts into the pouch. Anytime I use this jock in a session it is always better. Probably because the pouch in the jock lifts and supports everything while creating some added sexual tension. Going about my work I was kneeling most of the time facing the tv. As I assembled the shelving units I could not help but notice how great and distracting my prostate was becoming. I had me session afterwards and it was really one for the books.

Aneros Progasm How I have Missed You

Last night I came home from work to an empty house for a couple of extra hours and knew it would be a good time to have a session. I went to my box of toys and dug to the bottom and pulled out the Progasm. I have had this toy for a few years and its been a long time since it last saw action. The Progasm took my Aneros virginity. l was fairly new to prostate play when I made the purchase with the thought that it would for sure hit my prostate. I figured bigger was better at the time. Fast forward to last night, I knew what a little nimble toy like the eupho trident was capable of and also well aware that the more time I spent with the little eupho of how much control and strength my PC muscles have developed. I lubed the Progasm up and slid it in, about half way I let it go and wham my body pulled it in and right to the spot. As I laid on my bed with the progasm in. I thought of all the time we had spent together, from my first sessions feeling something building but never able to keep it going while my throbbing erection dripped precum in mass and knew for the night I made the right choice. I really forgot how good this toy felt. The wonderful pressure my prostate felt the minute I put the toy in. And the size, im normally not a big fan of size. As a straight male nothing goes in thats not an Aneros these days. The size, the shape and the length all come together to fill me and have me thinking holy fuck this feels so good and I feel so full. With contractions the feeling only grew. Simple and straight forward, every twitch and every movement my I made moved the progasm tighter against my prostate. I had a handsfree full body orgasm about thirty minutes after I started and I decided to keep my session going. 10 minutes later without even touch my penis I came forth like a fountain. And once again the progasm is on the top of my toybox.

Aneros Eupho Trident Review

I have been meaning to log on to write this for a while now but haven’t really had time. I have only been getting maybe 1-2 sessions in a week for the last month or so. Really not as much time as I would like. I picked up the eupho trident about a month ago and its been a regular in my rotation. Yes, I have a large collection of Aneros toys, and depending on my mood and what my prostate is craving I will pull from the toy box.
Back to the Eupho Trident. First, compared to the syn version, and above the others in the Trident line, the Eupho is one mobile, comfortable piece pleasure. I have put alot of toys in my butt and this is the most comfortable prostate toy to wear around the house. I actually have it in right now.
The Eupho Trident or ET for short compared to the syn version has similar complaints. The syn version has the annoying handle, useless perineum tab and the worst of all dries out to quickly. Like Prelube is required and still isn’t enough for long sessions. I only use waterbased lube, and really who wants to be in the middle of a set of in-voluntaries and have their lube dry up. The ET moves better, is more comfortable and doesn’t dry out nearly as fast. If you are in the market for a Eupho, but the ET version its worth it.
The ET compared the Eupho Helix. The Eupho Trident moves and dances around the prostate. Lightly touching it sending waves of pleasure. The Eupho Helix, almost rubs, almost milks and contacts firmly. They both provide pleasure and are my go to Prostate toys. I did find the Eupho Trident had more of a learning curve due to its less definite contact. So Newbie, buy the Eupho Helix. Anything after try the Eupho. Like I said earlier the fun is in the Journey.
I will compare the ET to the Eupho Maximus. The Maximus fills, and I mean fills my ass. Its not uncomfortable, but gives a nice full feeling. I reserve this for when I am looking for something way different. The ET will dance and tease the prostate, the Maximus, contacts firmly, and will rub it with every contraction. Both give will give me a super o. I like to use the Maximus then the Eupho. I find it stretches me out a little and gives the Eupho a chance to really move.
I know everyone wants to know what the ET is like in use. In the 10 minutes or so since I inserted it and started contractions. The same amount of time it has taken me to write this. I have a nice erection, and can feel definite leaking of precum. Actually have a wet spot on my naked belly.
With every little contraction, I feel the warmth deep in my belly. I feel the massager lightly brushing my prostate, teasing and moving contacting my prostate in whatever way I feel. I can almost roll it side to side or rock it front to back or do them both at the same time. In a way writing this review fully naked with the prostate massager im writing about sitting in my ass teasing my prostate the entire time was arousing. As the I fight back the in voluntaries to finish my blog, I cant help but think the Eupho Trident is my new favorite.

Eupho use during sex!

Since Aneros claims that the eupho is perfect for use during sex I figured it would be my duty to give it a try. My wife had been asking about sex with the aneros in for a while. So with the addition of the eupho to my collection the time was fitting. Monday night knowing we would be I left the eupho laying on her night stand with a note that said “you can use this on me”. Fast forward to our time in bed together during for play she lubed it up and slipped it inside of me. I immediately got those wonderful pleasure sensations of my aroused and swollen prostate being lightly brushed by the toy. My wife had left my man parts alone during foreplay, she kissed and touched her way down from my neck to my lowers, stopping to kiss and touch around near my penis and balls. Ending up at my ass with her hand, she gently touched my ass hole with her finger, more of a teasing, and teasing my perineum as well. I was well aroused when she put the aneros in. Once it was in she rolled over onto her back legs spread, and that was my hint. Once in her, with some light slow thrusting I could feel the eupho dancing lightly touching my prostate. The pleasure was amazing, not to much but almost to much. The sensation of my penis in the soft, warm and wet environment combined with the leaking sensation the movement of the eupho was giving was amazing. After a few minutes she wanted to take a ride on top. I wasnt going to stop her. While readjusting I gave a couple light contractions and was oozing. My wife and I like to sometimes sit still with me inside and use kegals on eachother. My wife bearing down on my felt great as always, with her bearing down I threw in a kegal, the sensation was too much. We both released she went to the top of my penis, clamped down, told me to clench and hold. Half way on her decent down I was in trouble, there was no abort action, delay or anyway to get my self from exploding. I could feel the eupho dancing rapidly and my ejaculation reflexes were going. Kissing my prostate with every move of the massager I orgasm-ed. Full bodied, toes curled, eyes closed, I could feel the cum rising up out of me. My wife just kept on going, riding to her own moaning orgasms seconds later. This is defiantly going to become something we throw in from now on.

Eupho Syn session with Andrew Christian Jock Strap

Since I said I would review the Eupho Trident, I went ahead and picked up a Eupho Syn . I want to put some hours in with the syn version, before I try out the Trident version. It will give me something to compare it to in my next review to see if the Trident version really is better. This may be jumping a little early since the Trident version has yet to see my ass, but I really think the Trident version will be better. Im not going to go into it any farther than that in this post. Curious prostates will have to await my review, which I promise will be as descriptive as my review of the Helix Trident if not more.
I started something new with my sessions with the Eupho. I kinda took an idea from another blog post and gave it a try. I have been wearing an Andrew Christian Jock Strap during my session. This is really no typical jock strap, sure it has the open back harness. Its got a special pouch that you slide your goods into. It’s awesome, so awesome, im replacing my boxer briefs with the pouched versions. I could make a post just about them. For my sessions it really ensures my penis stays out of the fun. Since everything is pouched and supported it keeps the movement down with the contractions, the precum and prostate fluid contained. It really helps from a point of eliminating the distraction of my penis dripping or any penis and balls movements during my sessions. Im probably going to buy another one to use during all my sessions. Plus my wife likes me wearing then around the house. I just love the contained comfort feeling.

Tons of Precum

Last night I was taking the Maximus Trident for another spin. My Penis would go from flacid to rock hard and back multiple times. This is pretty normal for me. I also leak precum in fairly generous amounts. It does not matter erection or not. I know every guy is different. Anyone else out there leak alot? Or have alternating erections? For non leakers do you ever dribble prostate fluid?