THIS might change everything!

Dudes! Dudes. Why have none of you mentioned this before?!

I fall into the category of aneros early adopters. I got a Progasm back when it was one of maybe two models that they made and before there were any other (far, far cheaper) rip off models on the market.

I was crazily excited by the prospect of a prostate orgasm and I knew this was going to be the key to attaining it once again (I’d had some luck doing it manually before). Sadly, I was wildly disappointed. The insertion and removal was great, but the whole idea was to not have to use your hands, right?

Anyway, after lots and lots of mild pleasure just keeping it in, but no real fireworks. Ever. I eventually have up on it and threw it out. : (

BUTT! I just ran across Aneros Vice

They make a slightly thicker, silicone covered, **vibrating** one now?! How is it that no one has mentioned this to me?

Holy carp, I’m freaking out! Has anyone here tried this yet?! Is it awesome? I’ll bet it’s awesome. It’s awesome isn’t it? C’mon, you can tell me. Is it great?

TELL ME GODDAMMIT, SO I CAN THROW MY MONEY AT SOMEONE AND THEN very gently SHOVE THIS THING UP MY BUTT!

Okay, no. But seriously, has anyone tried this? It looks like they’ve solved every complaint I ever had about my Progasm, so, hopefully needless to say, I’m very excited by this prospect.