Very disappointed

I know I’m probably going to be attacked and crucified by the Cult of Aneros, but I bought into the hype and don’t understand any of it.

I’ve had a Syn Trident for almost a week now, and I’ve tried at least once a day to feel something, anything. I’ve read all the documentation and followed all the advice i could find, but no matter what I do it still feels like a hard chunk of plastic in my ass. I feel nothing but the general discomfort of having something in your body thats not supposed to be there.

No pleasure of any kind, nothing approaching a good sensation. I feel like it feels better to NOT use it. I hope Aneros actually stands by their refund policy.