testing testing. i guess i added a visitor message asking if it was the blog function necause this is my first post and i have no idea what i am doing here. first post. much delayed.
so yeah there was something about doing kegels somewhere, and i am a hemophiliac and i think, well, i don’t know for certain but maybe it was the kegels, but now my hole is seriously bluepurplebruised, and hurts like ohholyeverlovingmotheroffuck, hurts to sit, hurts in the restroom, ow. anyone else ever have this as an issue, bruising yourself doing kegels??
i bought the helix syn when i discovered that my housesitting gig was extended somewhat indefinitely. there was no internet unless i used my phone which makes internet hella expensive, so, first thing i did when the gig was extended was i bought the device and that was most of the internet for me.
no internet is magical. and freed up time for experimentation.
but yeah, do your kegels, or so they say. can kegels wreck your ass?
anyway, lots of play with the thing, for the duration of my gig, another 7 weeks.
and now back around people and can’t play with the thing for awhile because walls are thin, but, kegels.