Tonight, I feel like I was so close to an a-less super o, but I thought “wow, if it’s this good without a toy, I should put the toy in”. But it never got back to that level, and I ended up with a mediocre wank as usual (even if I get better tingles each time, it’s still paltry). I feel like I got so close to the edge once (higher than usual dose of lube and weed) that I was michael jackson leaning from the edge, and yet my mammoth swole ankle tendons similarly lifted me back up from the cliff. How can I remove the metaphorical shoes notched into rods on the stage and let myself do a tumble?