Eupho Trident review! Kind of.

So I got my Eupho Trident back on Black Friday when Aneros did a 10% off sale on the new Trident line of toys. After the first use I immediately wanted to come write a review for you guys who maybe were hesitant to pull the trigger on a new Aneros toy.

But let me tell you boys, *God damn* I love this thing. Just a little preface information, I’ve been an Aneros user since about 2006, give or take. I started with the Helix classic, which was then just the regular Helix. Since then, I have added a Progasm classic, Helix syn, Eupho syn, Vice, and a set of Peridise to my toy chest, as well as numerous other non-Aneros toys. I don’t use the other Aneros toys much anymore, mostly because a toy that does everything by itself is, well, a lot easier to use than a toy where I do all the work and have to be in a certain mindset and doesn’t give me a prostate orgasm every time without fail.

But enough rambling, onto the toy itself. The first time that stuck out to me were the tabs on the toy. The tab on my Helix classic is firm, and in a session it typically rubs my perineum raw. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the tab on the Helix syn has way too much give and basically might as well not be there. The Eupho Trident strikes a very happy medium. The tabs on it have some give so they don’t rub me raw, but it’s firm enough to serve its purpose. It does an excellent job of keeping everything in place, and does it comfortably.

Finally brought my wife into it

So. I’ve had my Helix Syn for almost two years. No super O but have enjoyed the ride immensely. Learning a whole lot about myself along the way.

I never told my wife about my Aneros. Only used it privately and had it hidden away. I had been wanting to try wearing it during sex though and finally told her a few days ago. Needless to say she took it really well and is super excited that we finally have a toy exclusively for me. We had this ridiculous edging session the first time we used it together and it was just euphoric.

So, now that I can finally keep my Helix with our other sex toys, I ordered a Progasm Ice yesterday to try something new. I wanted to get the new Trident but Lovehoney don’t carry them at the moment so maybe that’ll be my next purchase.

I’m just so glad that I don’t have to hide this anymore.

Photos of Helix, Progasm, and maybe Eupho?

Hi there. Planning on buying my bf an aneros product for our one year anniversary but need photos to determine real size? I know there are dimensions in the website but I like visuals. Maybe a hand or basic things for scale? (a banana would work)

Thanks very much!

Saturday evening Aneros session for November, and an Aless that won’t quit

Hi guys,

Early last evening, Saturday November, I had a show, leisurely Aneros session that must have lasted close to two hours! In many ways, I was slow dancing with Eupho Classic, Helix Classic, MGX, Maximus, and Progasm ICE. I let my Aneros models work on me without little involvement upon them by myself. In many ways, the session was routine, mostly deft and soft in texture. I had good Aless in bed overnight. However, all day today, Sunday, I had Aless that won’t quit.

It is now Sunday night. Tonight my Aless is strong, but not constricted. In a little while, I plan to go to bed. Take care!

That delicious anal-prostate tingle & Aneros Tug-of-War technique : Sessions for Oct. 28 & Nov. 1, 2 & 3

Hi guys,

Saturday, October 28:

Many mornings recently I have been waking up with a most delicious prostate-anal tingle in my bunghole. That most masculine feeling is at the heart of my Aless these days. It is so wonderful to interact with this Aless with the Kegels, slow, gentle breathing, and at times, diddling my nipples, especially in bed at night.

Usually I have Aneros sessions first thing in the most when both my body and mind are at their freshest. That condition gives rise to some amazing Aneros sessions! Unfortunately I had to get a much needed haircut mid morning at a barber shop in my neighborhood. So I postponed my session to late in the afternoon when few telephone (telemarketer) calls arrive.

My session this evening was an Aneros full court press with my five usual Aneros models, Eupho Classic, Helix Classic, MGX, Maximus, and Progasm ICE. It was a leisurely 1.5 hour session during I let my Aneros models work on me, each in its own way.

My Aless as I type this blog entry right now is strong and vibrant. I plan to go to bed in an hour or so tonight. That is the best time for me to focus upon my Aless. Amazing things happen in the dark late at night for me in bed when I do this.

Wednesday, November 1:

I had a brief hiatus on Monday and Tuesday earlier this week from my Aneros sessions since my last session last Saturday.

Rare Sunday session, October 22, with foreplay shaving my scrotum

Hi guys,

Sunday morning yesterday, there was the annual Marine Corps Marathon race here in DC. It is one of the greatest events yearly here. Unfortunately route of the marathon passed through my neighborhood and disrupted bus service to church, so much so that I had to stay home and view our church service over the Internet. After the service, I went to our 7 Eleven to get a coffee refill, a sandwich, and a couple pastries for lunch.

I appreciate very much @goldenboy’s prolific Aneros blogs covering such topics as lucid dreaming, Youtube binaural beat videos, his pursuit of chastity and semen retention by wearing athletic cups which he calls “chastity” cups, etc., etc. Really hot material!

Anyway after the service as I was taking my walk in my neighborhood, I was thinking about my sexual journey which in the last five or six years merged with my Aneros journey. I began to get horny, in fact super horny late morning. Many of you know of my intense jockstrap and athletic fetish which began in my puberty and adolescent years. I joined the Internet many years ago in 1993 when I got my first PC. I discovered then that there many guys on the Internet who share my fetish. One of them was a computer professional at a university in Wyoming who wore a jock and cup often to his office on campus. He also told me that he shaves his scrotum once or twice a week. Indeed there are quite a few athletes who wear cups for contact sports who shave their nuts regularly. A clean shaven scrotum prevents hair pulls or pinches when wearing a cup.

Aneros sessions for October 16 and 18 : It’s getting cold!

Hi guys,

I had a great session with my five Aneros buddies early Monday morning in the 5 and 6 o’clock hour before sunrise.

However, it was raining just as a cold front was passing through ushering some really cold weather. By Monday evening, it was getting downright cold with temperatures plummeting into the forties. Management has not turned on the heat yet. This cold can interfere with the enjoyment of my Aneros sessions.

Wednesday morning I had another session which I really enjoyed. I wore a hooded sweatshirt and under that an Under Armour T-shirt which provided some needed warmth, despite my remaining naked from my waist down. I also wore a woolen cap on my head too!

I intended to have a slightly briefer session with just Helix Classic, MGX, Maximus, and Progasm ICE. While having a great session with Helix Classic, I had a hankering for Eupho Classic afterwards. Eupho Classic performed well which added to my Aneros pleasure.

So did MGX and Maximus. What gets me about these two models is that my bunghole sucks in these models to the hilt when I insert them. I just adore the silky, smooth action of Progasm ICE which works well with aggressive Kegeling.

My Kegels in my sessions in recent weeks are natural, not forced. But my Aneros models also respond well to sets of Kegels which produce abundant pleasure.

Aneros Classic all the way! ; Free, easy, and deep! : Aneros session for October 21

Hi guys,

I had to run an errand in my neighborhood early this morning. My walk back to my errand awakened in me an ache and horniness for the Aneros! But I wanted to delay my Aneros session until late this afternoon and just let my Aneros horniness build.

Finally I had my session in the noon hour today with just four models in this order: Helix Classic, MGX, Maximus, and Progasm Classic. Thus it was Aneros Classic all the way in a session which lasted about an hour or more. I hadn’t used Progasm Classic in more than a month. I wanted to concentrate on his sleeker, younger brother, Progasm ICE.

What impressed me about this session was that these four models performed in a free and easy manner, but deeper than ever before, or so it seemed. I hardly had to do any Kegeling. I let them massage my anal musculature and prostate of their accord naturally and rhythmically. Each model seemed to reach around my prostate. They went really deep today.

I get really horny just thinking about this session. Progasm Classic is just as adorable as Progasm ICE. I just love how both these models operate on me.

On way to savor a really good Aneros session is to Kegel in the hours of Aless following. That is what I am doing right now. It is so sweet and powerful!

Take care.

Aneros Full Court Press “grabbing” my Prostate: Session for Wed. Sept. 27

Hi guys,

Since my last recorded blog entry of my session on early Labor Day morning, I have used my five favorite Aneros models of Eupho Classic, MGX, Helix Classic, Maximus, and Progasm Classic or ICE. I call them my Aneros Full Court Press because I take advantage of each of the individual qualities of stimulation in my sessions.

I generally have three or four sessions a week, almost away in the early morning of Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. They generally last 1.25 hours.

I use the Kegel Exercises on each, but also I engage in the Aneros Tug-of-War technique or just let go and let my Aneros just work on me of their own accord. I derive immense sexual pleasure as I undergo my sessions which redound to sweet, powerful Aless for hours following sessions.

Last night like most other nights in bed in recent weeks, I wore my Champion Sports cup supporter unit to bed and Kegeled away while diddling my nipples. I slept blissfully and pleasurably away.

Then this morning I rose at 5 p.m., showered and shaved, and then donned the same jock and cup under my cargo shorts. I went to my neighborhood 7 Eleven for my morning coffee and pastry. Then I returned and had my session which lasted about 1.5 hours. This morning I just loved how each of my five models “grabbed” or “hooked” my prostate as I did plenty of Kegels of various types or engaged in Aneros Tug-of-War. Wow! Such sweetness and power!

Working with Aneros Sweetness : Aneros sessions for Sept 29-30 & Oct 7 ; Athletic cup Aless!

Hi guys,

I had two very powerful and sweet Aneros sessions yesterday morning and this morning.

I used my Aneros Full Court Press in the following order of Aneros models: Eupho Classic, Helix Classic, MGX, Maximus, and Progasm ICE. This is a minor rearrangement which seems to work better than previously. Helix Classic slips in easily and “hooks” around my prostate which prepares me better for the more rugged action of MGX. I have come to value very much how so well MGX fits me. It seems that MGX and I were made for each other. Not only do we fit perfectly, but I love how MGX “grabs” my prostate while massaging my anal canal with its ribbed stem.

Also I have come to value the sleek action of Progasm ICE. This model is ideal for performing the Kegel Exercises both as a disciplined regimen and naturally.

With such powerful, sweet Aneros sessions as these, powerful, sweet Aless follow. It is so nice to luxuriate in such Aless, but also to interaction with it using the Kegels and caressing my nipples. Wow!

Just about every Aneros session is laden with sublime sweetness with Aless post-session beyond compare!