The best I can do about describing this is going to be simple and a little bit clinical, and graphic if you don’t like toilet humor. (It’s essential for the plot though.) I’m still incredibly turned on and a little embarrassed by remembering this, but I want to be exact so that I can remember it properly. Is it weird to want to start tracking this stuff, the success stories? Here we go…
I’m a huge introvert. Small gatherings are easy – family dinner or whatever. For larger things (parties, formal occasions, etc.) I can do fairly okay, but I need to decompress afterwards. I’ve always loved having a day off. My home is small and cozy and a place to be safe.
When I’m finally home from an exhausting social event I like to take the rest of the night off (or the next morning, or whenever I can set this all up) for a "spa day" sort of thing, doing things I like to do to relax, and usually doing as much of them together as possible.
The usual: shower, settle in pajamas on the couch or at the PC, maybe order takeout or make something to eat, maybe have a drink or light up, and enjoy myself. Sometimes I watch porn, and I put out towels and masturbate or use sex toys, and clean up after.
I got too high at a New Year’s Eve party and ate too much and it was amazing. Before doing all the above tonight after coming home early from that party, the first thing I did was take some Pepto. Whatever indigestion dogged me for the rest of the party was pretty much handled, I felt. I didn’t feel like I needed to relieve myself right then, so I took that in my too-high state as a good sign to relax, why not break out the toys and go to bed.
I have a lot of traditional dildos and so on, but my absolute favorite massager is the Helix Syn. Needless to say, every experience I’ve had with it is amazing, and they’re a hell of a lot better when I’m high.
All of that background, leading up to this:
I fall asleep, still uncomfortably high, with the Helix inserted. My dream eventually turns into one of the best sex dreams I’ve ever had, but that’s another story. I come in my dream, and it’s strong enough that I wake up – coming violently, shaking and screaming, my ass is exploding and taking me with it. It’s only been three hours after I fell asleep. I am deliriously vertigo-high, I can feel everything, I am one with the prostate god… and I have an epic, heavy, solid shit impatient to get out, and it’s wedging the head of the Helix right against my prostate. And it fucking hurts, and it’s the best thing I have ever fucking felt.
That was me as of about 10pm last night. I couldn’t distinguish the too-full ache in my ass from being either my swollen prostate against the Helix head or the shit shifting when my ass clenched around it. I couldn’t fall asleep, I didn’t dare move against the vertigo, I couldn’t stop coming. I lost track of time and place. I was the universe. I loved everyone and everything, and my ass was an exploding fireball of nirvana, and I couldn’t feel my cock or balls at all so I’m assuming I stayed soft and never blew my load.
At this point I sometimes couldn’t see straight, there would be a roar in my ears, I’d lose track of my thoughts. I couldn’t breathe, couldn’t speak, until the explosions and contractions were temporarily settled. I remember reaching for my phone on the bedside table to check the time, trying desperately not to move my hips or shift anything more than just my arms – and I nudged the toy a little deeper, and that built up into another long series of orgasms. I remember latching onto the phone in panic, and immediately letting go because I was afraid I’d crack the screen. I felt it come loose from the charging cord, I heard it hit the wall, but that’s all I remember.
That was me until I woke up today around 8am. I could barely sleep all night, I think I’ve almost had enough. It’s starting to hurt a little bit by now.
I’m laying upside-down in bed, curled up fetal. My pajamas and the sheets are tangled, the pillows are between my legs, I’ve completely soaked prostate-fluid through the one-size-too-small boxers I like to wear to keep my Helix in, through one pillow and the sheets.
I stay in bed all morning. I never stop coming, never want to. I think it was after one when I finally tried to take stock of things – I have to eat and drink something today, I have to clean up from last night…
I have to fight my body the whole way to the bathroom.
I can’t get out of bed, can’t crawl down the hall, don’t want to risk shitting in the bathtub with not enough drainage, can’t sit still on the toilet, without my prostate threatening to explode. I take minutes catcher-crouching over the toilet, peeling my soaked boxers down without disturbing the Helix too much, actually sitting down (with shaking knees and white knuckles, no less) and trying to take the shit itself.
I come again, harder, because I’m actually trying to work my ass consciously now around this monster shit, and I’m sore as hell. Sweating, reeling, dizzy, all of that, like I've had a religious experience. I’ve honestly cried from this several times today. I feel like I’ve unlocked something in the emotional/artistic/creative half of my brain.
Finally I can pull the Helix out by its curlicue – that helps the blockage ease up, and get out of my system. I come again, just from clenching hard to make sure I’m finished. I put the toy in the sink to clean up later, and I have to jack off by hand to get a traditional orgasm and stop the cycle.
I can remember being half-awake three more times over the night, maybe a fourth, and coming about a dozen times each, before I fell back asleep. I think the total for last night was something like 70 or 80.
It’s been an hour and a half since I finally showered, cleaned off the Helix, got high again, and started to get the laundry and the dishes going on their own. Since sitting down to write this I’ve come three times, hands free, Helix in, just sitting naked in my PC chair. I’m getting used to how it feels to need to stop for a second and let the contractions make their course.
This is the best year I have ever had.Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/aneros/comments/2r1vnh/complete_breakthrough_tifu_by_trying_to_relax_at/