Ya cain't never tell …

My knee was giving me fits in the morning, and I took two alleve tabs. When my wife went shopping, i thought it was a good time to relax … I cleaned and lubed and put in the smallest peridise. But instead of howling ecstasy, I just got a couple of mini-O's and one small thrash. After a good whil lying there dozingly, I gave up and moved to the next size up. Again, I had my pc's playing soccer with the bulb, and went nowhere but to sleep. Gave up, cleaned up. and my wife came home.

I'm suspecting that the Alleve interferes with more than pain coming up the nerves.

However, when I went to bed, I was thinking of telling my internist about my newly found gift of calling up dry orgasms at will, tried calling up a couple of p-waves that brought minis, licked the end of my finger, WOOOO! I got a Aneless super that kept me rolling with p-waves and supers for an hour before I collapsed into sleep!

Now I'm sort of scared of what the Eupho Syn will do to me next time it rides me. Last time, I was hallucinating I was in a woman's body having intercourse with my beloved. And I haven't had a dick in me since high school when my best friend and I, with inadequate lube, tried to find out what sex felt like.

First real eupho ride.

2013-11-27 04:49:56] aneros_2010: Helix Syn here
[2013-11-27 04:50:28] WarrenGWonka: HELLO! Shake hands in there little buddy!
[2013-11-27 04:50:57] WarrenGWonka: Semi-erect, even with my ED
[2013-11-27 04:51:30] WarrenGWonka: more… hard. cool!
[2013-11-27 04:52:27] WarrenGWonka: Last time around, I just got to the poinr where I could tell it to switch sides, and it would
[2013-11-27 04:53:19] WarrenGWonka: gotta be careful it doesn't squirt out when I cough or change positions
[2013-11-27 04:53:22] aneros_2010: Good !
[2013-11-27 04:53:55] aneros_2010: On my side here too
[2013-11-27 04:54:00] WarrenGWonka: Still standing here by the bed. breath caught twice
[2013-11-27 04:54:49] WarrenGWonka: Last time was a long slope up. maybe fater. Gonna li down
[2013-11-27 04:55:02] WarrenGWonka: faster tonite
[2013-11-27 04:55:30] aneros_2010: Feeling nice already ?
[2013-11-27 04:55:33] WarrenGWonka: What's up, aneros?
[2013-11-27 04:55:44] Guest1: User <Guest1> left the chat room.
[2013-11-27 04:56:04] WarrenGWonka: yeah.
[2013-11-27 04:56:23] WarrenGWonka: really hard…unusual
[2013-11-27 04:57:21] aneros_2010: Great! Semi here
[2013-11-27 04:57:26] WarrenGWonka: doing notng and it isn't feeling like doing anything, …. unex-pected mkjni
[2013-11-27 04:57:49] aneros_2010: was riding Eupho and switched to Helix Syn 5 min ago
[2013-11-27 04:57:56] WarrenGWonka: lie down, lad shaky knees
[2013-11-27 04:58:25] aneros_2010: i do nothing mostly and get best results that way
[2013-11-27 05:01:02] aneros_2010: Great involuntary contractions…. Feels awesome
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06:16:21] WarrenGWonka: Lordylordylordylordy! THANK YOU, little buddy!
[06:18:04] djblackknight: ‹@WarrenGWonka› That good huh?
[06:19:18] djblackknight: ‹@Michelangelo› welcome
[06:19:51] Michelangelo: ‹@djblackknight› Hello
[06:20:18] djblackknight: ‹@Michelangelo› what's new
[06:20:39] Michelangelo: ‹@djblackknight› not much, how are you?
[06:20:43] WarrenGWonka: JEEZ, DJ.
[06:21:32] WarrenGWonka: Nothing like that. Literally howling at the moon, smothering it.
[06:23:15] WarrenGWonka: Wow, Mike. woooow. SuperT
[06:24:04] WarrenGWonka: licking and sucking my fingertip … transferred the feelings to my glans… ooooooooooooo
[06:24:59] WarrenGWonka: Havent had my pipes cleared like that for a looong time.
[06:25:57] WarrenGWonka: Massive shot of endorphins …. had to get it out or have a really roe butt in the morning. May fall over into my keyboard.
[06:26:08] WarrenGWonka: sore butt
[06:27:44] WarrenGWonka: Rode from 5 to 6:15. Totally blissed and timeless for more than an hour.
[06:29:12] WarrenGWonka: Got up on my knees thrusting …. for the first time inyears, my leegs didn't cramp. My wife will love this.
[06:31:26] WarrenGWonka: The time it was ***ing me, on my back, I could feel a body on me. Someone I loved …
[06:32:41] fun1: User <fun1> entered the chat room.
[06:33:21] WarrenGWonka: Hi.
[06:33:43] WarrenGWonka: First real euphos syn ride
[06:33:52] fun1: hi
[06:34:33] fun1: eupho syn- that's a bit smaller than helix syn I think
[06:34:52] fun1: do you have others
[06:36:06] WarrenGWonka: Yeah. I've ridden that three timee. This is far subtler. While I could still think, I could think at it to move from one seide of the prostate to the other, and it would.
[06:36:57] WarrenGWonka: The helix is relativeiy solid in there. This is mobile.
[06:37:39] djblackknight: sounds like @ fun1
[06:37:47] WarrenGWonka: A longer and subler buildup. Had a surprise mini while I was still standing at the computer typing.
[06:38:15] WarrenGWonka: You wouldn't believe it, dj.
[06:38:47] djblackknight: I only have a week left
[06:40:15] djblackknight: ‹@fun1› sup
[06:40:53] WarrenGWonka [»] djblackknight: Cher: I was invited in when he was being ridden by it. sooooo gooddd in me. It felt like a lover was in me.
[06:41:23] WarrenGWonka: I could really get used to that.
[06:43:41] WarrenGWonka: ‹@fun1› It hasn't felt like that in 50 years.

Third Recorded Aneros Session is Posted

Hey, friends,

My latest recording of an Aneros session has been posted. It's about 30 minutes and features my Classic Eupho.

Here's the site: https://sites.google.com/site/anerossessiondownloadsite/home

HUGE thanks to euphemistic for setting up this site for us. Collaboration at its best.

Let me know what you think.

brine

Thanks, friend

I had a chance to try a ride across the moors with brine accompanying me. I was alone in the house; so I could listen to his Eupho session and synch with it. Woooooo! I can hardly wait for my Eupho Syn to get here. I want it dancing the light fantastic where the wild things are.

less a blog

I rode the MGX all night and woke up periodically for mini orgasms and went back to sleep. Whilst I was in the bathtub this morning for my usual 1-2 hour soak and chatting with the guys about less sessions, I began to have one. But that wasn't unexpected. What was unexpected was I started to feel the same warmth radiating from the area of my heart that usually I feel coming from my loins! I was feeling particularly relaxed and really enjoying the company at the time. It felt like the onset of an emotion except different, no tears or shivers. Just a warm glow flowing from my heart through the rest of my body. I didn't believe it at first, I thought I was just feeling an emotion. I'm feeling it right now as I write. It reminds me of when I felt love but this was more general, like love of everything. now I'm getting a similar sensation of warmth from my head! what's going on? I haven't seen anyone describing this.

perhaps it's because I've been starved for men's attention for so long and now I'm basking in it. perhaps I'm in a high place looking down and feeling good about what I see. The warmth is now filling me. Maybe it's just that the orgasmic feelings are climbing up me and I'm not used to it. I don't know.

Later that same day…

afterimage

I decided to wear my modified MGX to bed last night rather than the usual eupho syn to see what happens. I modified it to be more comfortable and was eager to try it out while I slept. So I lubed with aloe Vera and greased the MGX with silicon and inserted it. I got involved with chat which modulated the sensations since my attention was on other things. I finally got so tired I f went to sleep. I woke up during the night with mini orgasms which faded to calm seas, so I took it out and went back to sleep. When I awoke, I was back, or still, in the calm seas and became aware of my prostate, moving and pretending that the aneros was still inside. I got to actually feel the shape of the MGX massaging my prostate as if the aneros' afterimage was still inside me. The calm seas got less and less calm as I felt the shadow touching every part of my prostate. My prostate seemed to grow and fill me both with bulk and with pleasure. My penis said "hey, remember me" and seemed to grow up out of my prostate like a tree grows out of the earth. I balanced my attention between the penis pleasure and the prostate pleasure and just enjoyed whatever was going on. So when I got the pleasure in a manageable zone, I got up for the day and am still tingling from the afterimage of pleasure.

Good feelings

Last night I had a session just before I went to bed. I started off with the vice, but it really was going nowhere so I switched to the eupho and that got some very good sensations going. It was really just feeling really really pleasurable down in my groin/prostate areas, but nothing outside of that really developed. I was definitely feeling impatient though as I wanted more, and was not satisfied with this pleasure. So I finally switched to the hellx classic, and then it started again to feel really good on my prostate, but nothing really developed and I ended up falling asleep with it in. Hopefully next session will be better!

3 nights of bliss

So this weekend was a mixed bag. My partner was working overnight all weekend, so I had the nights to myself. I missed having him near me, but I was quickly distracted with all the aneros time I was able to have to myself.

I ordered my eupho syn from amazon because it was cheaper. By accident, they sent me a Helix Syn. While I had originally wanted the eupho, I decided to keep the Helix and see about adding the eupho to my collection next time.

Friday night, I washed up and got ready for a session. I decided to go with the regular helix. Had som great moments and rode for about an hour and finished with a traditional jack off. Same thing on Saturday night with about the same results. My kegel muscles are much stronger now. I feel like I can isolate different areas, and use different muscles to maneuver the device in different ways.

All Sunday, I could tell my prostate was alive and well. I decided to opt for the big boy, and took my time with the progasm. Right away, I could FEEL my body reacting to the device. My prostate was loving to progasm, and I had two very nonsense orgasms. I wouldn't classify them as a super-o, but deffinetely the closest I have ever been to one. after about an hour, I took a breather, and decided to opt for the helix syn. Since the progasm had been in me for a while,the syn slipped right in. It moves much easier than the progasm, and I was able to ride t for another hour, giving me 1 very amazing orgasm with lots of waves and tingles.

Something new ahead

I ordered a eupho syn yesterday, and should be here by the end of the week. Haven't ridden in a long time and am going into a weekend where I will have ample time to ride! Really excited to relax, unwind, and see where my body decides to take me with my new toy.

Eupho Syn: Sweet Delicate Autof**k Action

Hi guys,

Several weeks ago in the days leading up to the Fourth of July, my Eupho Syn arrived in the mail, but it sat unused until sometime last week. The Eupho Syn is a silicone variation of the older Eupho Classic. Both these Aneros models have a long slender stem with a smallish head. Their shape make for easy insertion.

I have gotten far enough in my Aneros sessions that I do not have to do the long Kegels that I used for so long since I began Anerosing in early June 2012. Just thinking about my Aneros team and an approaching session is enough for me to get sexually aroused. In fact, typing this blog entry makes me real horny :-(

So last Friday, I inserted my new Eupho Syn for the very first time. It took to my anal canal and musculature, and my prostate like a duck to water. My prostate was thrilled to meet this newest member of my Aneros team.

These days I use the following order of Aneros models:

Eupho Syn — Progasm Junior — Helix Syn — Progasm Ice — DeVice — Progasm ClassicProgasm Black Ice.

You will notice a sandwiching of models in terms of their texture, mostly in soft vs. hard action, and in sleek vs. robust action.